Everythings fine and dandy until just after lunch when I go to sit down and hear this MASSIVE RRRRRIIIIIPPPP...
I quickly stand up and look at the chair - nothing - its in perfect condition - no rips or tears in the seat...
then it hits me...oh no...it COULDN'T be...my jeans??
Reach to my back pockets only to discover...a MASSVIE SLIT - its true...my jeans have officially ripped!! OMG!! No way...what do I do?? And not just ripped...but RRRRRIIIIIPPPPPed!! As in the biggest RIP ever!! As in my right butt cheek is revealed for the whole office to see!!
Don't know how...don't know why...
All I know is that my butt was stuck to my chair for the rest of the afternoon!!
4 comments:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.. if i was there i would so laugh my head off.
WHOA, tt IS huge eh.
SO thank God no one was there n u wore more than one layer on top to save the day!!!!
it's really big liz!
ure really funny babe!
nina
Why would your right butt cheek be revealed? At ease Commando Liz.
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